Thank God for America. Where you can buy literally anything to satisfy your perverse sexual needs.

So what makes BuddyHickerson.com the best place to indulge your secret, sexual desires?

Nothing. Not a god damn thing. We offer the exact same inexpensive Chinese junk as everyone else.

To be honest, we could care less what you do with your preferred orifice. That's your business, not ours.
Frankly, we're kinda creeped-out by the whole idea of you sticking something up yourself.

Eaayagghh!

So just pick your damn sex toy, your gizmo, your doodad, throw down your dough and get the fuck outta here!

And if you don't like this web site then fuck you!
There's a million other sites that'll cheerfully sell you cheap plastic crap to cram up your precious little meat recepticle.
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Sorry, but the "Li'l Buddy Butt Plug" is currently out of stock. Ain't that just too fucking bad?

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